Voice notes · matchup
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VS.
Who won?
One tap. No account. No charge.
1 free vote
Small rants. Big entertainment.
Scroll the takes.
Pick your winner.
Tiny annoyance, two rants. Tap the one that won, then send the matchup to the friend who is always wrong.
Scroll to the matchupsScroll. Vote. Stir the group chat.
The matchup feed
Only matchups that are available to read and vote on show up here. The roasts can have some bite; keep it off real people’s private lives.
Roast the annoyance.
Leave private people out of it.
01 /Petty is fair game.
02 /Targeted abuse isn’t.
03 /Laugh at your own takes, too.
The format
Tiny hill.
Huge debate.
The group chat has opinions. Give it one small hill to argue about.
Anonymous is the direction
Your pet peeve.
Your choice of rival.
The plan is for anyone to submit a rant anonymously for review, then pair approved takes by topic or let someone challenge a take. Anonymous submissions, review, and matching aren’t live yet.
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Submit anonymously.
Send in whatever everyday thing is getting on your nerves. Anonymous submissions for review are the direction, not a live feature yet.
02
Find a rant rival.
Approved takes can be paired by topic or turned into a challenge against someone with the opposite opinion.
03
Scroll and settle it.
Browse posted rants, tap “Who won?”, and share the debate. This feed shows matchups already published.
Anonymous submissions are the goal
Got a rant?
Bring the petty.
Anonymous rants for review are the plan, but that intake isn’t live yet. For now, this named inquiry asks for your contact details and only starts a conversation; it doesn’t publish a rant.
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